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My name is Joan Zodianz, and I’m not here for the kumbaya bullshit.

My name is Joan Zodianz, and I'm not here for the kumbaya bullshit.

Hello, my fellow Alienz…

For the past few weeks I have been transforming myself internally and let me tell you – it’s been rough. Keep in mind that even though I’ve been practicing astrology and tarot for nearly 16 years, I only went Pro last year (April 2016). To be honest, I have been going back and forth with how I want to approach this.

I’ve come to this conclusion: my name is Joan Zodianz, and I am not here for the kumbaya bullshit.

Don’t get it twisted. I am here to deliver God’s message to those who need it, but I’m also not here to hold your hand and tell you only positive messages. We all need a kick in the ass sometimes. It helps us get the fuck up and shake off the negative vibes.

It tells us that we are human and we need to be internally stronger. Even though any psychic can offer you advice, it’s up to you to empower yourself. Not even God can do that for you.

We all need a kick in the ass sometimes. It helps us get the fuck up and shake off the negative vibes.

So no, I won’t sit here and tell you after a reading that you need to conjure up some damn spells or surround yourself with crystals. You don’t have to go on some retreat to find yourself, but if that’s what you want to do then I’m not judging you.

You don’t have to have the money to look into your soul and draw from the well of internal strength, power and energy. You must find it in yourself to build strength and courage to face your fears. And that’s what spiritual guidance can do for you.

You don’t have to have the money to look into your soul and draw from the well of internal strength, power and energy.

Spiritual guidance is here to deliver the messages from your angels and spirit guides, and trust me they’ve been waiting to tell you. But they also believe in the universal laws of free will, which is given to us by God. We (as in me and the spirits) won’t sit here and give you advice that doesn’t fit in with your current lifestyle. Like, “Hey buy this damn rock, sit on it at night and pray for strength.” Uhm. No.

“Hey buy this damn rock, sit on it at night and pray for strength.” Uhm. No.

More like, “Here are the messages from God, the angels, and spirit guides. It’ll be hard to hear the truth, but hear me out.” Or even, “There are good messages here, but there’s enough room to work on something to strengthen this or that….” I won’t be an asshole, but I won’t lie to you either.

Not all news is pleasant and there are lot of people in denial, or even worse: completely ignorant to the powers of God. *Gasps! Trust me when I say this: your spirit guides talk to you in a way that only you'll understand, and they'll tell you things that you NEED to hear not want to hear.

Trust me when I say this: your spirit guides talk to you in a way that only you’ll understand, and they’ll tell you things that you NEED to hear not want to hear.

And then I get people who say that astrology and tarot is evil. Good lawd, I used to believe that too. But I realized it was fear of what others would say about me if I revealed my practice. But you know what? F-that. I am who I am and I am destined to guide people and help them reach their full potential. If you think it’s evil then wtf are you doing on my website?

Call it spiritual therapy if you’d like, but it is what it is. Who doesn’t want to see a mirror into their souls? If you don’t then you might be in denial. If you feel like you’re not in denial, then hey you must be psychic too, right? Lol.

So let's end it like this: 

My name is Joan Zodianz, and I am here to empower you to empower yourself.

Sincerely,
Joan Zodianz, XOXO

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My Name's Joan Zodianz

I am a natural astrologist, tarot reader, and psychic medium: you can learn more about me here.

I see myself as a vessel of energies (spiritually, emotionally, mentally, and physically), and I have made a promise to God to deliver his messages to you. I communicate only with archangels, angels, and spirit guides.

I use a combination of energy reading, tarot cards, angel oracle cards, and astrology.

MY MISSION: To serve only the living and serve the highest good, and devote myself to the highest power (God).

To Empower, Enlighten, and Educate.

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